Humour
Harry was describing a 30 pound salmon he'd caught recently after fighting
it for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you
took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."
Harry replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours
of fighting."
One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying
no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual.
It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to
his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What a terrible weather today,
honey." he said to her. "Yes. And my idiot went fishing!"
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggestfish.
Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all daywithout
catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarketand ordered four
catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones outand throw them at me,
will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want
to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the
orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today
and said that if you came by, Ishould tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for
supper tonight."
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing
everyweekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" Jane inquired.
"Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way, he returns every time
without any fish..."
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